Monday, November 30, 2009

My Fondest Thoughts for You Pittsburgh!

Hello from the Pittsburgh of Europe... PARIS!

Sleep was escaping me so I went to a bar and I happened up on my former love the Steelers loose to the Black birds of Baltimore. Ah, the memories have come back to me. Pittsburgh you were my first love!

Oh, Pittsburgh! What has come of you? It is as if you have become a Hooker for The Crack! You were so beautiful when I loved you, but I looked away for a year and what has happened to you?

Our Mayor has now crashed his hometown security SUV into a tree while escaping his wife for putting on a nother man's golf course? And there is rumors that she hit him with a golf club!

Please say this is not the so?

Please heal, Pittsburgh. If it is my love you need through these tough times of the trouble, I will pay attention to you for a while. Put your head on my shoulder Pittburgh and I will hug you and feel my love.


Monday, November 2, 2009

Pittsburgh is BIGTIME!!!

Somebody gave me this article about Our Mayor... here

It is from the New York Times! Which is the biggest oldest paper in the world and there we are.

Can you believe that there are people in New York City who are reading that article and there is quotes from Doug Sheild's? It is Doug Sheilds talking to New Yorkers. I find that neat.

One thing I got to thinking when reading that is how good it looks to the world that Pittsburgh has 2 other people running against The Mayor and they are not all Old White men. They are in their thirtys and one of them is black. The Mayor is the youngest one. I think that looks very good for Pittburgh. Where in other cities kids their ages are just finishing working at McDonald's or Starbucks, but here in Pittsburgh we can have them running our city!

Friday, October 23, 2009

UGH! Why do people want to make Politics here in Pittsburgh ugly?

I talk to my friends all the time. I can't believe that everyone is giving The Mayor grief for having a friend. And talking to them.

So where do this end? He can't talk to anyone about anything having to do with Pittsburgh if he is hanging out at a bar having a few beers? Does he have to invite Bill Peduto to The Mayor's guys night out? A poker night has to turn out to a night hanging out with Bill Peduto or Doug Shields? Give me a break!?!?!?!?!??!

Mayor Luke is a vibrant, fast mover who is quick on his feet. He was a football player and he brings that same skill to the political Football Statium. He brought his quarterback skills to leading our city. We should call him Mayor Luke Rothlesburgher. He will scramble out and make Pittsburgh score. If you don't believe this, you are a turd.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

I AM SOOOO MAD I Have to FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Ever since I gave up Blogging, I have been having a nice life., but that hasn''t kept me from knowing stuff. I have been reading the paper and the blogs. Today when I was watching the video tape I made of the debate last night, i got so mad I had to come back to Blogging. Mr. Asscklin attacking our young Mayor was enough to stir this hornets net.

I AM SO MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on. Why would The Mayor trust a guy who lives in Cranberry. That was enough to make me laugh. Luke is Pittsburgh born and bread so why would he trust someone who lives in Cranberry and let them "control" him?

That set off my alarms that anyone who believed it was a wacko. I checked my "wacko" channels the same way I check my scanner... I found Rich lord (who I think I use to have a clever nick name for but I can't remember it... Was it "Dick Lord"?). He was all over it like my dog Myron Cope finding a cat turd in a bush. I checked that Pittburgher guy who I hopefully has left Pittsburgh and is enjoying his medical marijuana in California to cure his mental illness. He has said nothing. HA HA. Look, Burgher, I am still blogging! I am nearing 70 and I beat you!That Bram guy is another story.

Strawberry Way

PS: I am a real person and not some sort of "astro turf" thing put out there by Pat Fords wife whatever her name was. Never accuss me of that again.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The End

It has been a good run, but I have to put this blog to rest.

My granddaughter Tiffany has been hogging my computer so I can never get on it and when I do I keep getting these terrible messages that pop up asking me to take my shirt off and do other terrible things. It has to be some kind of aweful virus. So I now hate my computer and I'm giving it to my granddaughter.

I talked to Pierre about it and he said that he has fallen in love with another "adoptable city" Cleveland. I told him he was stupid and that was that.

As for Gay4Luke, he said he would always be in love with Luke.

So say goodbye to the oldest blogger in Pittsburgh. I will always be around playing bingo and keeping IC Light in business.

As for Luke, I will always be your biggest supporter. Even though you never sent me a letter or email thanking me for all my support, I will always think that I helped you become who you are today. I will always think of you as my grandson I wish I could have except I got a bunch of jaggoff grand kids.

Strawberry Way

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Mr Shield is a Quiter before Beginning

From Close to Spring Time in Paris

I read that Mr. Shields will not run against the undefeetable Mr. Steelerstahl. I believe that he has seen his future that would be if he did and it would be the realization that he is a failure. I realize the prospect of being told you are a failure by a whole town is a fright so it is easier to fail before you begin and get it over with. I congrat Mr. Sheilds on his wise move. Now may Mr. Steelerstahl move forward like the Steelers and win and make the whole Steelers Nation proud.

Like Big Ben, I must admit that I am doing this with an injury. I have a small cut on my finger so please have pitty for me and see that I am full of bravery!!!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

For I Wish to Thank All of Steelers Nation

From the Blacked and Goldened Paris!!!!

I wish to thank every Steeler and Steeler fan for welcoming me into the Steeler Nation. I have been warmed by your black and golden shower of love and adoration.

Through the gray winter times of Paris, I have my heart float to my most adoptable city of Pittsburgh where I beleieve the sun always shines and is always peaking like a smile face from behind the city's lovely hills. In most pictures of Pittsburgh, I see the blue sky and I dream of being there. It might be cold and I have coat on but inside I am warm with good thoughts and good feelings. After your Super Bowl win, Pittsburgh, you are like a woman on the morning after a night of love and passion. You stay in bed. I will bring you breakfast.